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Deering High School Class of 1956 |
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Remember When? |
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Go Rams !!! |
Be Loyal to the Purple, Be Loyal to the White | Go Rams !!! |
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The blackened forest Smoulders yet Because He flipped A cigarette Burma-Shave |
Slow down, Pa Sakes alive Ma missed signs Four And five Burma-Shave |
Grandpa knows It ain't too late He's gone To git Some widder bait Burma-Shave |
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Free--free A trip To Mars For 900 Empty jars Burma-Shave |
A Christmas hug A birthday kiss Awaits The woman Who gives this Burma-Shave |
The big blue tube's Just like Louise You get A thrill From every squeeze Burma-Shave |
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The monkey took One look at Jim And threw the peanuts Back at him He needed Burma-Shave |
Substitutes Can let you down Quicker Than a Strapless gown Burma-Shave |
For shaving comfort Without A sting That big blue tube Has everything Burma-Shave |
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6 million housewives Can't be wrong Who keep Their husbands Right along in Burma-Shave |
Jar so big Cost so small Coolest Smoothest Shave of all Burma-Shave |
Try a tube Its cooling Power Refreshes like An April shower Burma-Shave |
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One shave lasts All day through Face feels Cool and Smoother too Burma-Shave |
Within this vale Of toil And sin Your head grows bald But not your chin Burma-Shave |
Take Your Time Not Your life Burma-Shave |
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Cattle crossing Means go slow That old bull Is some Cow's beau Burma-Shave |
Does your husband Misbehave Grunt and grumble Rant and rave? Shoot the brute some Burma-Shave |
The draftee Tried a tube And purred Well whaddya know I've been defurred Burma-Shave |
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Tho stiff The beard That Nature gave It shaves Like down with Burma-Shave |
His crop of Whiskers Needed reaping That's what kept His Lena leaping Burma-Shave |
This cooling shave Will never fail To stamp Its user First class male Burma-Shave |
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Drinking drivers-- Nothing worse They put The quart Before the hearse Burma-Shave |
Said farmer Brown Who's bald On top Wish I could Rotate the crop Burma-Shave |
Men With whiskers 'Neath their noses Oughta have to kiss Like eskimoses Burma-Shave |
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Don't Try passing On a slope Unless you have A periscope Burma-Shave |
Passing cars When you can't see May get you A glimpse Of eternity Burma-Shave |
Don't leave safety To mere chance That's why Belts are Sold with pants Burma-Shave |
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At a quiz Pa ain't No whiz But he knows how To keep Ma his Burma-Shave |
Many a forest Used to stand Where a Lighted match Got out of hand Burma-Shave |
Baby your skin Keep it fitter Or "baby" Will get Another sitter Burma-Shave |
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Use this cream A day Or two Then don't call her-- She'll call you Burma-Shave |
If daisies Are your Favorite flower Keep pushin' up those Miles-per-hour Burma-Shave |
He lit a match To check gas tank That's why They call him Skinless frank Burma-Shave |
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The poorest guy In the Human race Can have a Million dollar face Burma-Shave |
The one who Drives when He's been drinking Depends on you To do his thinking Burma-Shave |
Hardy men Were the Caesars Instead of razors They used tweezers Burma Shave |
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The midnight Ride of Paul For beer Led to a warmer Hemishpere Burma Shave |
Henry VIII Sure Had Trouble Short Term Wives Long Term Stubble Burma Shave |
Don't stick your elbow Out too far Or it may Go home In another car! Burma Shave |
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When passing Through school zones Please drive slow. Let's let our Little shavers Grow. Burma Shave |
A Man A Miss A Car A Curve He kissed the Miss And missed the Curve Burma Shave |
Prickley Pears Are Picked for Pickles But no Peach Picks A Face that Prickles Burma Shave |
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Listen birds These signs cost money You can rest awhile But don't get Funny Burma Shave |
Thirty days Hath September April, June, an the Speed Offender. Burma Shave. |
Don't lose your head To save a minute You need your head Your brains are in it Burma Shave |
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Cattle Crossing Means Go Slow. That old bull Is some cow's beau. Burma Shave |
Round the curve Lickety-split Beautiful car Wasn't it? Burma Shave |
Dim your lights Behind a car Let folks see How bright you are Burma Shave |
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The bearded lady Tried a jar Now she's a famous Movie star Burma Shave |
If you don't know Whose signs these are You haven't driven Very far! Burma Shave |
Ben met Anna Made a hit Neglected beard Ben-Anna split. Burma Shave |
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Around the corner Lickety-split Beautiful car Wasn't it? Burma Shave |
They missed the turn The car went whizzin' The fault was hern The FUNERAL hisn Burma Shave |
A nut at the wheel A peach on his right A curve in the road Fruit salad that night Burma Shave |
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Angels who guard you When you drive Usually retire At sixty-five Burma Shave |
He had the ring, He had the flat, She felt his chin, And that was that. Burma Shave |
Ben met Anna, Made a hit. She felt his chin. Ben - Anna split. Burma Shave |
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Shaving brush, Was like old Rover. When he died, He died all over. Burma Shave |
For painting cowshed, Barn or fence, Shaving brush Is just immense. Burma Shave |
Pity all the mighty Caesars. They pulled each whisker Out with tweezers. Burma Shave |
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He played the sax, Had no B.O. But his whiskers scratched, So she let him go. Burma Shave |
Snake rail fences And old log houses Both were built, To keep out the cowses Burma Shave |
Bristly beard or silky fuzz, Shave 'em back, To where they was Burma Shave |
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Pink toothbrush Is a curse. Pink shaving brush Is a darn sight worse. Burma Shave |
College boys, Your courage muster. Shave off that fuzz And cookie duster. Burma Shave |
Farewell O verse, Along the road. How sad to see, You're out of mode. Burma Shave |
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You can drive A mile a minute But there is no Future in it. Burma Shave |
Free ! Free ! A trip to Mars For 500 empty jars Burma-Shave |
Car in ditch Man in tree Moon was full So was he! Burma Shave |
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Dinah doesn't Treat him right But if he'd shave Dinah-might! Burma Shave |
Substitutes Will let you down Quicker than A strapless gown Burma Shave |
Don't take A curve at Sixty per We hate to lose A customer Burma-Shave |
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In this vale Of toil and sin Your head grows bald But not your chin. Burma Shave |
If hugging on Highways Is your sport Trade in your car For a davenport. Burma Shave |
My cheek Said she Is smooth as satin Ha Ha Said he That's mine your're pattin' Burma Shave |
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She kissed the hairbrush By mistake; She thought it was Her husband, Jake Burma Shave |
Don't put your arm out Quite so far; It might go home In another car Burma Shave |
Proper distance To him was bunk He ended up In some guy's trunk. Burma Shave. |
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A man who passes On hills and curves Is not a man of iron nerves He's crazy Burma Shave |
Famous words About lights that shine If he won't dim his I won't dim mine Burma Shave |
Are your whiskers When you wake Tougher than A two bit steak? Burma Shave |
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This shave Is like A parachute There isn't Any substitute Burma Shave |
The salesman Taught the Farmer's daughter To plant Her tu-lips Where she otter Burma Shave |
Be a Noble Not a Knave Caesar Uses Burma Shave |
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Henry the 8th Sure had trouble Short term wives Long term stubble Burma Shave |
If you must test Her pucker paint Be sure to drive Where traffic ain't Burma Shave |
Drinking drivers Nothing worse They put the quart Before the hearse. Burma-Shave |
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The Midnight Ride Of Paul for beer Led to a warmer Hemisphere Burma Shave |
His tenor voice She thought divine 'Til whiskers scratched Sweet Adeline Burma Shave |
He's the guy The girls forgot Tho' he was smooth His face was not Burma Shave |
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Angels, who guard you While you drive Usually retire at 55 Burma Shave |
A peach Looks Good With lots of fuzz Man's no peach And never was Burma Shave |
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